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(06-Mar-2003 at 04:24) ![]() |
There are a few things wrong with the whole Noah's ark thing:
1. Where the hell did they get enough wood to build the ship? 2. Why didn't the ship sink or crack open from the incredible weight? 3. Why didn't the animals eat each other? 4. Assuming god exists and is omnipotent, why didn't he see that Noah would get drunk in his tent after the whole thing was over? 5. One of the most important: How did everything survive together, living off of five each of sheep and cattle? This coincides with No. 3. There are probably more, but I don't feel like thinking about them. Fallen Christian
Think before thy message is posted! "Hellooooo! Brain stem!" -Dogbert Last edited by Cognus, 06-Mar-2003 at 04:25. |
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Welcome aboard, men (or women). Put on your siggy's, complete with a link (just do it thusly: "A member of the [http://forums.utopiatemple.com/showt...threadid=23207]UT Atheist Community[/url]" NOTE: you have to put "url=" in front of the URL), and welcome aboard.
I hereby promote Cognus and Little Kid Izzy to the ranks of Anti-Archbishop. It's The Elan Presents Show with Mr. Despot, a story about a man who wants to review movies and games for a living and a man who wants to take over the world in the name of evil. Watch it or else! Last edited by Elan Morin, 06-Mar-2003 at 04:41. Edit reason: Dammit, put Izzy's name down wrong. :p Sorry man. |
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(06-Mar-2003 at 05:45) ![]() |
Ready and waiting my atheistic frieinds. Majin, give me a cool rank for my sig too
![]() Anti-Messiah of the UT Atheist Community
Click here if you want to live TeamRPG Apostle of Elan Christ |
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*testing new signature :-P
A member of the UT Atheist Community
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nah, esecially not since these guys are turning it into a religion already
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All you Atheists, when will you ever learn?
![]() I wonder if the christians will come and flame and spam here ![]() NO i am not christian but not Atheist. I just wonder why do go around telling everyone that you Atheist? Do you really want the Christians to come and Flame? all posts made by the above person should be considered a direct insult to your intelligence if you don't like what we tell you to believe in, we'll kill you - President George Bush Last edited by Duo Maxwell, 06-Mar-2003 at 11:16. Edit reason: Spelling, again |
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(Originally posted by Duo Maxwell)
All you Atheists, when will you ever learn? ![]() I wonder if the christians will come and flame and spam here ![]() NO i am not christian but not Atheist. I just wonder why do go around telling everyone that you Atheist? Do you really want the Christians to come and Flame? First they came for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Communist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Trade Unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak up for me. |
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(06-Mar-2003 at 13:21) ![]() |
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(Originally posted by PornDog)
"Religion is a crutch for the weak minded" - Jesse 'The Body' Ventura Count me in! Jesse never really struck me as a Marxist! Strange the things you learn. Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. Groucho Marx http://tangenitaldrunkeness.blogspot...ac22c48044bdd8 |
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