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(26-Nov-2003 at 05:07)
Biggest Wh00ping Ever

Ya so utopia talk is down, and after many weeks of crying I have decided to make me news public! Point and laugh at the stats. of my raping: (I ended up with 80k ogres on 19 acres)

** Losses **
9,509 acres to attacks and land lust
50,088 troops to spells, thieves, and desertion
16 horses to thieves and drought
9,213 peasants to spells, thieves and attacks
789,919gc, 1,617 runes, 75,146 bushels to thieves,
......... plunderers, and magic
22,377 Hammerthrowers, 257 Ogres
......... killed in 50 attacks (2 failed)
Sundry Ops: Droughts (x4), Riots (x5), Greed (x3),
......... Spells Vortexed (x23), Thieves Caught (x114),
......... Failed Spells (x174)

** Caught **
The Romanian Banana (##:##) (Magic)
.......... May 4
YaarGoFeedTheSharks (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jun 10
InsaneAteNansLolipop (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jun 21, Jan 9, Jan 12, Jan 17, Feb 6
GirlsDoLikeGeileKiwi (##:##) (Thievery+Magic)
.......... Jul 9, Feb 2
BlunderringBulls (##:##) (Thievery)
.......... Jul 10
Sofie Fatale (##:##) (Thievery)
.......... Jul 11
Easy2ScoreBlindGirls (##:##) (Thievery+Magic+Attacks).......... Jul 14, Jul 15, Jul 19, Jan 5, Jan 10,
.......... Jan 11, Feb 8
ISeeTheLightNItBurns (##:##) (Thievery+Magic)
.......... Jul 14, Jan 13, Jan 23
DateSilenceIsAwkward (##:##) (Magic+Thievery+Attacks)
.......... Jul 15, Jan 17, Feb 3, Feb 4, Feb 6
YourSweetFoodIsMine (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jul 15, Jan 10, Jan 17, Jan 20, Feb 8
ShhImHuntingBwankers (##:##) (Thievery+Attacks+Magic)
.......... Jul 15, Jul 16, Jan 6, Jan 10, Jan 22, Feb 1
ISpyWithMyLittleEye (##:##) (Thievery+Attacks)
.......... Jul 15, Feb 7
TheSaltOfTheEarth (##:##) (Magic+Attacks+Thievery)
.......... Jul 16, Jul 19, Jan 7
S A M U S A R A N (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jul 16
KiwiLeciouslyGeil (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jul 17
YarrShmuggleDokkharr (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jul 18
FondlingYourPeasants (##:##) (Thievery+Magic)
.......... Jul 19, Jan 13, Jan 17
Frere Roddney (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jul 21
ShortFartSmellSoSexy (##:##) (Thievery+Magic+Attacks).......... Jul 21, Jul 22, Jul 24, Jan 7, Jan 8, Jan 12,
.......... Jan 16, Feb 3, Feb 6, Feb 8
I m A p I m P (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jul 22
Never be One or On (##:##) (Thievery)
.......... Jul 24, Jan 17
Myth of Tenadia (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jan 1
CryOutLoud4EvilComes (##:##) (Magic+Attacks+Thievery)
.......... Jan 7, Feb 7, Feb 8
l y n x (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jan 7
savvy (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jan 10
PainIsOnlyTemporary (##:##) (Attacks)
.......... Jan 10, Jan 22
NapalmInTheMorning (##:##) (Magic+Thievery+Attacks)
.......... Jan 10, Jan 11, Feb 8
SourPatchRotUrTeeth (##:##) (Magic+Attacks+Thievery)
.......... Jan 10, Feb 8
Grinning Wolf (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jan 10, Feb 1
Poekie For Prince (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jan 10
icanspellSMURFright (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jan 11
TheBadTouchForLifeYa (##:##) (Magic+Attacks)
.......... Jan 11, Feb 7
MyHandStinksLikeTuna (##:##) (Magic+Thievery)
.......... Jan 12, Feb 1
FreshlyBrewedArabica (##:##) (Magic+Attacks)
.......... Jan 12, Feb 1, Feb 8
Draquis of Pannonia (##:##) (Magic+Thievery+Attacks)
.......... Jan 12, Jan 13, Jan 21, Jan 22
03 CHEVY SSR (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jan 13
ZerksOperatingSmooth (##:##) (Magic+Attacks)
.......... Jan 14, Feb 2
WannaListen2aSecret (##:##) (Thievery+Magic+Attacks)
.......... Jan 14, Jan 24, Feb 8
BlurryFluidInMyPants (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jan 14
eQuipollence (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jan 16
MyVomitis2SexyForYou (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jan 16
MuteGirlsCantScream (##:##) (Magic+Thievery+Attacks)
.......... Jan 18, Feb 4
MeGotSensitiveNose (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jan 21
Darn Stocky Ale (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jan 23
CCCP (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Jan 24
JustPeekedAtYourSis (##:##) (Attacks+Thievery)
.......... Feb 4, Feb 8
WhySuicide (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Feb 4
Anxiety (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Feb 6
LotsOfRemyForThisMan (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Feb 6
MuzzAroundTheWorld (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Feb 7
Drawrf Rulez (##:##) (Magic)
.......... Feb 8
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(26-Nov-2003 at 05:36)


Wow leafie.. you r0x0r m3h b0x0rz

Pestilence Eh?
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(26-Nov-2003 at 05:49)
ouchie
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(26-Nov-2003 at 08:13)
wow do you have a CB? i want to see your OPA
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(26-Nov-2003 at 11:46)


no doofus, you can't get as good as him, you know that!


80k ogres = 80.000 * 8 = 640000

640000 off. points / 19 acres = 33k raw offense per acre

I feel sick...
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(26-Nov-2003 at 11:49)


33,000 OPA? Wow?

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(26-Nov-2003 at 12:13)


What was your nw/acre?
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(27-Nov-2003 at 02:48)


Hmm, I forget what provs those are hitting you. It looks like andn00bs...

Well, OUCH!

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AAHGH! Where's my original avatar???
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(27-Nov-2003 at 10:13)


you should have high wpa and tpa, orcs are vulnerable to thivery and magic


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(27-Nov-2003 at 15:20)


Quote:
(Originally posted by ineser)

you should have high wpa and tpa, orcs are vulnerable to thivery and magic
Leafie sucks...

We all know he should have had 5 wpa and 12 tpa!!!


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(28-Nov-2003 at 03:57)
Leafie rox'ed'
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