[Tia]

I know there are a number of avid Family Guy fans scattered around in this forum. With the start of the newest season, I decided to pay tribute to one of the most, if not the most, well-liked characters in the series - Brian Griffin! His sharp wit, deadpan mannerisms and uncontrollable animal urges never cease to amuse us. Vote for your favourite Brian Griffin quote or discuss any other quote you like that I might have missed or just talk about anything Brian-related

[Tia]

// edit: Right.. so I'm limited to 100 characters per option. I can't fit them all in there so I'll just post them here and you can vote for the number corresponding to the quote.

1) Brian: Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

2) Brian: If I could just take all the orphans in the world and just, you know, buy a farm somewhere and let them all run free, you know,
let them do little macaroni art pictures of their dead parents

3) Peter: I'M RETARDED!
Brian: I don't want to say "I told you so", but YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! IN YOUR ****ING FACE! IN YOUR F***ING FACE YOU F***WAD!!! I am so sorry...

4) Brian: (slurring) I'm not drunk, I have a speech impediment. (vomits) And a stomach virus. (falls down) And an inner ear infection.

5) Brian: That's what I love about high school girls... I keep geting older, they stay the same age, hehehe, yes they do, yes they do....

6) Brian: (imitating Stewie) I'm a pompous little anti-Christ who will probably abandon my plans for world domination when I fall for a rough trick named Jim.

7) Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

8) Brian: (sitting on couch, eating chocolate and is extremely obese, after being neutered) I love chocolate, but I can't eat it, 'cause then I'll get fat. But it's sooooo good!

9) Peter: Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor, so you'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
Brian: Can I buy some pot from you?

[Eltargrim]

Damnit, they're all so good >_<

I'm going with number 9, because it involves a long-winded explanation.

6, and then 7, though, are probably my next two favourites.

[Mad Morgan]

Honestly, number 7 owns all. I just CANT stop laughing!

Quote:

7) Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

Oh, and, eh, werent it supposed to be 10 quotes?

[Tia]

Number 10 is the 'other' option >_>. There are soooo many other kickass Brian quotes out there...

[Mad Morgan]

Well, I still vote for #7. I remember that episode, and.. Well.. It just doesnt get much better

[Chrizz]

Hehehe, definitely the buying a farm and letting them all run free one.

After that he does it again with black people and stops midway, realising what he's doing.

BRIAN FTW!

Stewie too... and the fat guy... ohhh, how I loath him (<3 mixing shit up )

[Tia]

Grar, I can't vote in my own poll. I love them all ><

[Catsluck]

I picked 5. Cause highschool girls are aways highschool girls... always.. even when they're naughty and wearing skirts...

ps Tia is a highschool girl

Quote:

Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night.
Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter: No, the rest were from the family. Weren't they? (Pauses.) Oh crap...since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: They had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter" on it so you must of thought it was from you, so you didn't...you know, its just easier to call you stupid.

[Lunor]

Number 7 is the way to go, definately. I think it's mostly because Peter is so fantastic though. He really makes that quote work with how big of an idiot he is.

Also I don't know them all (here in The Netherlands I don't think it's on anymore/don't think it was ever on long), so I might be missing some funny ones.

But honestly, the whole book quote is just amazing.

[Greeney]

The one Catsluck posted is my favourite. =)

[kakaloom]

#4 is by far the best. It best summarizes his character, as a drunkard. :P

[Chillin]

lol had to pick 9, cuz it mad me laugh the most when i read them...lol

the funnies thing is when i read theese qoutes in my head, lol i do their thier voices automatically...lol


i watch family guy everyweekday is prolly why cuz it on adult swim

[daftbrain]

I'll have to go with number 2 too. Especially, like Chrizz said, after he repeats it again with black people.

Quote:

Miss Parks: Brian that's a great idea! We should get them to rename the school after doctor King!

Brian: You like Doctor King? Because I LOVE Doctor King. I lo-MLK! Man, he's, he's my guy. He's he's-I mean I love ALL black people. That's, y'know, if if if I could take ALL the black people in the world, and just, y'know just buy a farm somewhere and and let em all-uhh...y'know what that uh, actually, that didn't really come out right.

[Chrizz]

Originally Posted by wtfX:

Also I don't know them all (here in The Netherlands I don't think it's on anymore/don't think it was ever on long), so I might be missing some funny ones.

Torrents are your friends

*has everything of Family Guy *

[0Stubb0]

#4 is the best one of those, but the black people version of #2 is better!

[Mandraque]

inst stewy the best character in the series? who won and award for best voice acting(?)? no Brian! Stewy!

[Fr3nzY]

I went for #6 but how can you forget this one??

Peter: There's a word in my Alphabits !! They say Oooooo
Brain: Peter, your eating cheerios


luv family guy

[Tia]

Originally Posted by Fr3nzY:

I went for #6 but how can you forget this one??

Peter: There's a word in my Alphabits !! They say Oooooo
Brain: Peter, your eating cheerios


luv family guy

Cause that's a peter-brian combo. Brian's line in that isn't very funny on its own.

[Fr3nzY]

quotes 7 and 9 were peter-brian quotes, and i dont think they would be vry funny with brian by himself