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(13-Jan-2004 at 05:34)
lightbulb What Bush's Resume would look like *Proves a point that he stinks*

Original by Kelley Kramer
George W. Bush Resume

Past work experience:


Ran for congress and lost.
Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.
With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.

Accomplishments as president:

Attacked and took over two countries.
Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history.
Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history.
Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. (http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)
Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has an Chevron oil tanker named after her).
First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.
First president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.
Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history.
First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.
First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
First US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.
Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

Records and References

At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war.
Refused to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review.
For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)

Now after you read this please tell me if your opinions on bush changed or stayed the same from before you read to after.
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(13-Jan-2004 at 05:59)


that was so stupid. I want the fifteen minutes it took me to read that back
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(13-Jan-2004 at 06:11)
I am an American, and personally I am not a fan of Bush or his administration, but I dont see how that cant put the past three years into perspective for all the Bush-lovers out there. Thats just crazy.

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(13-Jan-2004 at 07:19)


how the hell can anyone even consider voting for bush

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(13-Jan-2004 at 07:20)


And i'll bet bush lovers in this forum will spend hours trying to write a similar list that will probably have half the points,one tenth the relative posts and one-hundreth the factual basis of this one.

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(13-Jan-2004 at 07:21)


It's difficult to be a good president. Sigh*

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(13-Jan-2004 at 08:21)


My opinions have stayed the same. I've seen a similar list here in these forums. About 1/3 of that is bullshit, things that aren't under his control. About another 1/3 of it is completely irrelevant, is the opinion of the author, or doesn't really seem to be a negative, unless you hate Bush. The other 1/3 is more than likely true. But Bush is a politican, and like every other politician, you dig, you find bad things. You dig, you find out they got away with stuff. I'm not going to say he should be cannonized, but will he get my vote? More than likely.

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(13-Jan-2004 at 08:35)
Re: What Bush's Resume would look like *Proves a point that he stinks*

this has been proven countless times by too many people, do you honestly think it will make an impact? every week a "why you should hate america" thread, it doesnt do anything but waste space when most everybody shares your opinion.
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(13-Jan-2004 at 15:12)
i thought most things looked oooki, now hawkeye what is bs? Thost things did HAPPEN during his time in office right? Doesnt he got to try to keep your country floating? True some are irrelevant, other then again reflect his personality.

And yes all politicians got nasty stuff buried somewhere, but a president isnt just any politician... if not a clean record a public record would be better than a hidden record dont you agree?
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(13-Jan-2004 at 18:04)


One human can think ahead for about his entrie live time.
Two can only thik ahead for half a live time
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More or less half the american voters cant think a head for more then the week that comes after election day.
The world can not think ahead for more then two seconds.

That is all I have to add.
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(13-Jan-2004 at 21:50)


right on yangmang, but whatever man, if they need to bash them to make themselves feel special than let them have at it. We all do stupid stuff to make ourselves feel special, I for one started playing the fiddle. And sabe, no you're stupid, nobody is going to make another list to try to get back at that. That would be even stupider, and the amount of stuposity in here would get so high that brother green would have to buy a new motherboard (or whatever the fuck you geeks call that thing) to account for the massive amount of stupidness that would running through the oversized telephone cables that plug in to theback of our computers that giveus internet.

I am aware that this made no sense.
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(13-Jan-2004 at 22:09)
Quote:
(Originally posted by Hawkeyekid)

My opinions have stayed the same. I've seen a similar list here in these forums. About 1/3 of that is bullshit, things that aren't under his control. About another 1/3 of it is completely irrelevant, is the opinion of the author, or doesn't really seem to be a negative, unless you hate Bush. The other 1/3 is more than likely true.
exactly, hell any moron can look at the GDP charts and tell it was heading downhill before clinton left office. Of course that was bush's fault and justifies half of what the liberal said. *sigh*

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With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
YEP, we love ya bush.
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(13-Jan-2004 at 23:12)
"Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury."

surplus? how can we have a surplus if we're trillions of dollars in the hole?

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"Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market."

hmmm, it seems to me that Bush did not fly airplanes into the trade center...there were MANY factors contributing to the stock market collapse. it has always been, and will always be, a volatile force.

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"Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period."

again, there were MANY reasons contributing to that. I myself have had the best economic years of my life under Bush. my parents had to file bankruptcy twice under Clinton, I haven't had to file yet. I also have three cars, and a house, whereas my parents had a single house, and were still paying for their place (and even then, it was repo'd under the Clinton administration....)

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"After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history."

oh give me a break, if you are blaming bush for that, then your even more ignorant than you first appeared. what about WW2? our FDR "presided" over the biggest FUCKUP by the military to date, when they allowed a japanese naval fleet to sail to hawaii and bomb the shit out of OUR fleet.

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"In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job."

again, the economy was screwed due to terrorist attacks, not any thing Bush did. also, tell me how many AMERICANS lost their jobs due to NAFTA? too many, so don't fucking whine about Bush when Clinton was just as bad to the WORKING AMERICAN.

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"Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period."

I'm not even going to repeat myself this time.....but, I will ask, what is the interest rate for mortgages?

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"Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have."

perhaps they were the highest, but only the actual figures, if you checked the price of gas vs. the avg. annual earnings of most americans, and then compare that to other decades, you'll see that it is just as normal a price. hell, I could afford gas even when I was just working a PART-TIME job (and I had other bills too, electric, water, insurance, food, etc....)

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"Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind."

only for two reasons. one, we haven't been such a free world, or interconnected enough, in the past to ALLOW polls like that, and number two, the population rises EVERY YEAR, a better stat would be the PERCENTAGE of people protesting him....also, as a note, tell me the figures for protests against hitler, and tell me how many kurds, etc, protested saddam that will NEVER be counted, since he fucking KILLED THEM!

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"First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt."

first off, Bush doesn't run the budget for the states, thats why they have governors...

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"Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world."

don't even give me this bullshit, Clinton "presided" over the biggest SCHOOL SHOOTING IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND! and he "presided" over many MORE school shootings than Bush ever did! so, did Clinton hold the gun that killed the students? no, he was the unlucky sod who was president when it happened. is that anything to put at his feet? not any more than enron and/or 9/11.

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"My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation)."

really, lets now start talking about friends and such. guess what, I have a really good friend in prison for murder, don't tell me I'm going to be harrassed because he was a really good friend of mine?

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"First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)"

hrmmmm, I seem to recall a trip to Iraq, while we were in one of the bloody months of fighting over there, doesn't sound like he was trying to hide when it counts. as anyone with even half a brain knows, it is one of the first priorities to get the PRESIDENT to a safe and secure place in the event of an emergency. even had he wanted to fucking waltz out and piss on the terrorists, he COULDN'T, because he had to be protected. It would have been the same way had Clinton been president, and as much as I didn't like Clinton as a president, I sure as hell wouldn't hold it over him!

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"Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'."

oh, but we WILL get him. that is a promise. there is no place he can hide we won't eventually get him, give us time. oh, remind me of how many attacks from his terrorist group have happened since then? just wondering....

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"Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects."

and let me guess, Clinton could have? when there IS NO EVIDENCE, there is no way to get a lead. believe me, if we DO find evidence, it won't be long until the killer is brought to justice.

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"Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history."

to be sure, imprisoning lawful americans for no reason other than they happened to be of a certain origin, that is a very bad thing. oh, thats right, that was FDR, not Bush. under Bush people from certain backgrounds are merely kept under closer surveillence, yet they can keep their possesions and still go about their daily lives. it was FDR who put them in prison camps...really good civil liberties there, mate!

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"Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down."

first off, alot of what happened under Bush is due to things set into motion by Clinton, just as alot of the "good times" under Clinton had Bush Senior to thank. secondly, you keep forgetting it wasn't bush who planned the attacks on 9/11, so why keep blaming him for everything that resulted?

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anyway, I've definately wasted more than enough of my time with this, since idiots like potty will never learn, nor will they ever be satisfied.

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Quote:
i thought most things looked oooki, now hawkeye what is bs? Thost things did HAPPEN during his time in office right? Doesnt he got to try to keep your country floating? True some are irrelevant, other then again reflect his personality.
I think Kaer Bastard summed it up pretty well. He did what I was too lazy to do, and he pretty much just skimmed the top off of the list.

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Quote:
"Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world."

don't even give me this bullshit, Clinton "presided" over the biggest SCHOOL SHOOTING IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND! and he "presided" over many MORE school shootings than Bush ever did! so, did Clinton hold the gun that killed the students? no, he was the unlucky sod who was president when it happened. is that anything to put at his feet? not any more than enron and/or 9/11.
You're kidding right? he had a LOT to do with enron. Kenneth lay, labeled affectionatly "Kenny boy" by bush, was given LOTS of money for all his campaigns. I can't be motivated enough to get ALL the sources, but look on http://www.tpj.org/pioneers/kenneth_lay.html. They had a connection and HE had to do with alot of what happened.

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"Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history."

to be sure, imprisoning lawful americans for no reason other than they happened to be of a certain origin, that is a very bad thing. oh, thats right, that was FDR, not Bush. under Bush people from certain backgrounds are merely kept under closer surveillence, yet they can keep their possesions and still go about their daily lives. it was FDR who put them in prison camps...really good civil liberties there, mate!
He's prolly not talking about detasinment, but the patriot act... grr. http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-...=f:publ056.107 is the acual act, and http://www.eff.org/Privacy/Surveilla...t_analysis.php for info. Reply at will.

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Your self destruction doesn't hurt them
Your chaos won't convert them

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Zerg:
Link was broken, so couldn't see what it said. All the same, if you complain about this, you must hate Clinton. I mean, how many folks went to jail that were associated with him? How many people died strange and untimely deaths? A lot..

Also, you said that Bush gave him a nickname, so? Other "great" people in history have given nicknames to otherwise shady folks. Any idea who "Uncle Joe" Stalin is? Was apparently thought to be a great guy by folks like FDR and Ike. Just because he gave him a nickname and got money from him doesn't mean that he had anything to do with the corruption in the company. If I give Bush a f-load of money, then go kill someone, the two things aren't quite related...

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Try deselecting the period... sry about that . I'm not complementing anyon/thing else. Just, lots of the connections are very... shady.

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Your self destruction doesn't hurt them
Your chaos won't convert them
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(Originally posted by ZergLord)

Try deselecting the period... sry about that . I'm not complementing anyon/thing else. Just, lots of the connections are very... shady.
That did it. It was interesting how they commented that everything Enron does is overseen by the Feds, which was Clinton at the time period the quote was from. Also, apparently Clinton was nice to Enron too, seeing as how he threatened Mozambique if they didn't award a contract to Enron. This would make Clinton a viable suspect to be connected with Enron scandals jsut as much as Bush.

Definately looks like a lot of shady gov't connections, not just with Bush though. However, I wouldn't take anything said there as the absolute truth, it could be pretty easy to spin some of this stuff. Very interesting nonetheless though.

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Do we really need another thread for this or did you just want attention for your valiant efforts of proving duh?

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well it wasn't actually needed but potty hadn't made one yet and he felt left out.
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