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(01-Jun-2004 at 20:10)


Driving with Juliet

Ok I'm making a thread for people to laugh and comment on. I've recently started trying to conquer my fear of driving. I was in a few really bad accidents when I was younger and its always made me scared to drive. Because of soon upcoming events (Adam coming to town) I have to learn how to drive and lets just say its not to pretty.

My first time to ever drive which was way long ago in the middle of traffic on Main Street i took my feet off the pedals looked at the floor and said which is gas and which is brake?!?! almost hitting a brand new eclipse that was sitting right in front of me.

My next time driving after that, last thursday, I was parking and I hit the bush that sits in front of my house because I forgot to put the car in park.

now here is todays: Driving Story of the Day

<Juliet> who wants to hear a Samantha Driving story?
<Ein> me!
<Ein> did you hit a bush?
<Juliet>
<Juliet> no
<Ein>
<Juliet> this time i didn't hit the bush
<Juliet> but
<Josh> mailbox
<Juliet> my mom took my to my first yield lane
<Ein> mmhmm
<Juliet> right where i am supposed to yield to traffic
<Juliet> well i thought it meant traffic yielded to me
<Ein> heehee
<Juliet> and just cut everyone off in that lane
<Ein> ouch
<Ein>
<Juliet> and moms screaming!
<Juliet> ahh!
<Juliet> you're gonna kill me!
<Juliet> AHH!
<Steffy> lol
<Josh> lol
<Juliet> and we survive that
* Steffy hugs Juls
<Ein> like that will help
<Ein> lol
<Ein> her screaming
* Ein snuggles
<Josh> i almost tip the van over whle making a turn
<Juliet> no no it gets better
<Josh> and while at driving school this one girl
<Josh> she screamed ever time i drove
<Juliet> then after that fiasco
<Juliet> mom is like lets try the interstate
<Juliet> so i get on that
<Juliet> and i do really good
<Ein> :-O
<Juliet> everything perfect
<Juliet> I get off
<Juliet> and this lady pulls into a turning lane right next to me
<Juliet> and I scream and almost wet my pants
<Juliet> because she scared the crap out of me
<Josh> lol
<Juliet> and i let my hands off the wheel
<Ein> oo
<Steffy> lol Jules just stay out of the city then and you will do fine
<Juliet> and just scream AHHH! while i look at the lady who did it
<Juliet> and mom dives over and grabs the wheel
<Juliet> and she says i think its time to go home
<Ein> heehee i can picture this
<Juliet> and so we came home
<Juliet> at which point i perfectly pulled into the driveway
<Ein> :-D
<Juliet> without hitting the bush or mail box
<Josh> to bad
<Josh> the amilbox is worth 50 points
<Ein> 100 if you can hit it with the mirror
* Antikristuseke has joined #la
<Steffy> jules maybe before you go out driving again you should make a public annoucement on the radio or something :P
<Juliet> I hit my first bird today
<Ein> :0
<Juliet> haha
<Ein> I thought that was impossible to hit a bird
<Josh> that wouldn't be enough
<Juliet> my mom seriously wants to do that
<Josh> police escort?
<Juliet> nope
* Antikristuseke dives on Steffy and hugglix
<Steffy> lol
* Antikristuseke dives on Juliet and hugglix
<Juliet> stupid birds
<Juliet> they were having sex on the road
<Juliet> they deserved to be hit by me

Thought I would add I have run 10 stop signs and a red light

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Last edited by Goddess Juliet, 01-Jun-2004 at 20:17.
Edit reason: I go to get my license on thursday
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(01-Jun-2004 at 20:34)


Wow! Remind me to never get a liscense... I fear driving a LOT and I suppose I'll be at LEAST as bad as you >_<


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(01-Jun-2004 at 20:51)


...as long as you're keeping this all down South, I think it'll be safe for me to drive this year

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(01-Jun-2004 at 21:01)


I can drive
I don't though, can't afford my car so I sold it. It wasn't very good and I only live 15 minutes walks/5 minutes bus journey from the city centre anyway. It took me 4 goes to pass my test

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(01-Jun-2004 at 21:12)


Samantha, my father is a driving teacher (a damn good one if I may add, maybe the best in Israel, and I'm not being prejudice or something like that, I swear), if you'll need any tips, I can give you some, but right now, I think the best thing for you is to contact a driving teacher, he'll teach you how to drive once again.

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(01-Jun-2004 at 22:19)


*suddenly feels a whole lot better about his driving lessons*

Thanks Jules

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(01-Jun-2004 at 22:23)
awww....a girl with your look shouldn't be driving yourselves...

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(01-Jun-2004 at 22:43)


lol, you people and driving. It's not that hard to figure out. :P


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(01-Jun-2004 at 23:10)


Quote:
(Originally posted by Tack)

lol, you people and driving. It's not that hard to figure out. :P
true, but some teachers don't know how to teach, that's why it's harder for some people...(or those people are just...well, you know...but Samantha isn't one of those)

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(01-Jun-2004 at 23:14)


how would you be certain..? Just because she's beautifull, I love her etc..?

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(01-Jun-2004 at 23:37)


I actually hit my mailbox with the mirror once. I didn't know that was 100 points. What if you hit a deer? Or the guide rail on the other side of the road?

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Quote:
(Originally posted by Thijmen X of M)

how would you be certain..? Just because she's beautifull, I love her etc..?
no...

Quote:
(Originally posted by NewCanaan)

I actually hit my mailbox with the mirror once. I didn't know that was 100 points. What if you hit a deer? Or the guide rail on the other side of the road?
you'll get a wrecked car

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(02-Jun-2004 at 01:25)




*looks at both side of the street to see if Jules is approaching*

*cross the streets*

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*burns up the road really fast and gets DMW with the car door just before he reaches the footpath*

*evil laugh*


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Quote:
tsachi quote:
you'll get a wrecked car
LOL, , $3000 in less than a month to be exact. Mom wasn't real happy about that one...

*jumps in truck and starts cruising around the thread*

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(02-Jun-2004 at 03:14)


did you keep the deer? I mean thats good meat you are just leaving on the side of the road...

I havent hit anything yet, for some reason I have really good karma when driving. but everything else is down le toliet
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Soon Samantha babe, it will be a second nature.

When I first started driving I had trouble breaking and judging my turns, after several sessions of whip lash and near side swipes when making turns I got the hang of it. I never hit anything (well not counting on purpose, it was the dog or me okay?) yet via accident.

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(02-Jun-2004 at 03:41)
I've driven onto a curb and past a bus while the stop light was flashing, tire went flat half a dozen times... Pretty much all that's happened to me driving.

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what exactly is a sideswipe? Is it just when the rear of one turning vehicle slams into the side of a vehicle running parallel to it?

And my only bad driving habit is a failure to give way. I just don't think about it.

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(02-Jun-2004 at 05:04)


Jeez, you should really get over your fear , the worst thing I did when I first drove was whitewall my dads tires, and now when i ask him when I get to drive it again he only says when the rubber grows back
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