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(22-Feb-2004 at 18:48)
Utopia Temple Drama

Everybody has seen those corny tv shows, where the wife of the owner of the football team is having an affair with the captain of the football team (they're all like that).
Now lets try and make the most dramatic (funniest) drama in the forum ever (if there has ever been one before)>

Just join in, as a new character, specify who you are.

OK, I'm the owner of the new Shopping Mall downtown, I am single, and live in a mansion (if any of the new female characters want to try and go out with me, please do). My name is Jack Dawlent.

I'll set the scene.

You are in a big town, which has just been developed. You see very nice houses, and take out a loan to try and buy one.
There are appartements, and small houses, cottages, and mansions.
You also have to try and get a job.

*Wow, this mansion is nice, but the jucuzi looks so empty. I wonder if I could get a women.*

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(22-Feb-2004 at 18:56)


Character:

name: Jef. (or sgt Jef as he prefers)
age: 26

Jef is basically a deranged ex soldier, who has been to Iraq and got infected by the radioactive dust from A-10 thunderbolt bullets, along with some nerve gas. He is physically strong and has a very appealing body, but has his own view of the world. He bought the nice suburbian like house on number 12. He has no car, and his jacuzzi is empty.

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(22-Feb-2004 at 19:07)


name: Jeremy a.k.a The Bully
age: 20

jeremy's a college dropout,a failure. he's been a school bully ever since he was in 6th grade,that was when he lost his family (tragic accident). he has only one particular talent: he can do extreme stunts on his trusty BMX and skateboard.
175cm in height,not thin but not fat,he earns money by entertaining crowds with his stunts. his only dream is to rock the world someday in the World X-games!
and yeah he's got a girlfriend....

(i'll leave space for anyone who wants to be jeremy's girlfriend)

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(22-Feb-2004 at 19:10)


Character:

Name: Brutus

Brutus is an overweight slob who doesn't wash his clothes or shower. However, he is quite concieted and thinks he is a big stud and all the ladies love him, this of course is not true. He lives in a small trailer west of town.

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(22-Feb-2004 at 19:19)


Name: Clyde (I've always liked that name)

The flashy rich kid. Just came back from rich private college paid for by his recently deceased father (who left quite a pretty inheritance.)

Owns a huge mansion with a hell of a big swimming pool. Party central.

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(22-Feb-2004 at 19:37)


Name: Calvin

Clydes evil twin. 12 minutes older than Clyde. As children his little brother was very jealous of him. After the family was involved in a plane crash in a private jet when they were 11 over the South American wilderness, Calvin was lost and left for dead. He survived on his own and has finaly tracked down his family, hell bent on revenge. Noone knows who he is. Goes under the false name Alejandro and seems to live a modest lifestyle. Smooth talker and very likeable.

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(22-Feb-2004 at 19:45)


The town needs a name. We also need a group of viewers to react to and rate us.

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(22-Feb-2004 at 19:51)


Name: Viper

Viper is a tall, skinny guy with greased hair. He is conceited and always strives to be the best.

Age: 19
Height: 6'2" [or 188 cm]
Weight: 155 lbs [or 70 kg]

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(22-Feb-2004 at 19:58)
Town name..

Hmm.. What about, Utopaland!

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(22-Feb-2004 at 20:01)


Name: Rose

Age: 21


Rose is an experienced bartender at the local bar. She's a part-time waitress for her day job. She's nice and attractive. Rose lives in a nice and luxurious apartment.

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(22-Feb-2004 at 20:10)


*goes over to Jack Dawlent's house*

Nice place you got here buddy. It's nothing like my chateau...but decent. Gimme a call if you ever want a connection. This is a savage town. Choose your friends wisely...

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(22-Feb-2004 at 20:58)
*picks up his phone and calls Henry.
"so, fancy a bear some time? Come round to my place, or I'll go to your chateau. I've got something to tell you. I'm in the, business.."
Looks at the black briefcase on the desk beside him. Opens up a porno mag and starts reading*

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(22-Feb-2004 at 22:18)


Name: Sid
Age: 17

Hes the Goth kid, always dressed in black, with his headphones always blastin at max sound, he hardly ever talks to anybody, but everyones afraid of him and rumour has it that he does voodoo spells and hides corpses in his basement, its a lie, but everyone thinks its true, altho nobody know very much about him or his family for that matter.

Hes very tall and skinny

Hes friends with Jeremy the bully

I'll stop thinking with my dick when you stop fucking with my head.

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(22-Feb-2004 at 22:34)


*walks out with a HUGE backpack*

*starts walking*

*starts chanting "1, 2, 3, 4, United-States-Marine-Core"*

Dutch World Domination is inevitable...
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(22-Feb-2004 at 22:37)


*is on the park chillin listening to his cradle of filth cd's*

*sees a kid walk by and trips him*

HaHa, pathetic humans.....

I'll stop thinking with my dick when you stop fucking with my head.
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*walks past Lusoskav still chanting "1, 2, 3, 4, United-Sates-Marine-Core"*

Dutch World Domination is inevitable...
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(22-Feb-2004 at 22:43)


*looks at the chanting dude walk by*

what the hel is he doing? bleh, who cares?...

*lights up a cigarrete*

I'll stop thinking with my dick when you stop fucking with my head.

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(22-Feb-2004 at 22:55)


*strolls through the park*

*spanish accent*

Hello, I'm new around here and I'm just looking around. Mind giving me the...how you say? "low down" on the city?

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(22-Feb-2004 at 22:59)


*notices the turist walking around*

F*cking tourists, theyr all over this place...

*takes a puff at his cigarrette*

I just hope the f*cker dont come here and ask me sh*t...

I'll stop thinking with my dick when you stop fucking with my head.

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(22-Feb-2004 at 23:08)


Heehee...

Hola. Como estas? Bienvenido a este ciudad.

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